God, I feel like such a freak.

I wonder if anybody would freak out if I followed them.

Barack Obama singing “Call Me Maybe”

how do u punch someone without them noticing

aristophrenic:

allyourlifewilleverb:

^this my friends is how you devour.

I swear I thought that was James McAvoy at first.

thecaffeinator:

Checking your privilege is unacceptable—you must fill in the privilege entirely using a #2 pencil.

Dsquared² Autumn/Winter 2012

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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this,…

When I try to exercise:

fishingboatproceeds:

tyleroakley:

qwop gpoy